Marcie Alana (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mrciealana) wrote,@ 2003-04-24 17:00:00 |
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Clueless guys.
I always leave my chat client on, and I have a nice picture on Yahoo along with a profile that says that I'm only interested in dating women. It's not, strictly speaking, true. Once or twice a day, a clueless guy tries to chat me up. This was the log of one of the latest.
I'm beginning to think if someone can't type a full sentence, they're not worth the effort. But then, this guy wasn't worth the effort anyway.
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I always leave my chat client on, and I have a nice picture on Yahoo along with a profile that says that I'm only interested in dating women. It's not, strictly speaking, true. Once or twice a day, a clueless guy tries to chat me up. This was the log of one of the latest.
I'm beginning to think if someone can't type a full sentence, they're not worth the effort. But then, this guy wasn't worth the effort anyway.
| Some guy | hi.. |
| Marcie | Hello |
| Some guy | Busy? wanna chat ? |
| Marcie | Depends on what about... |
| Some guy | oh yes.. |
| Some guy | i am getting bored here in office..saw u online..and just Imed u..any subject. |
| Marcie | Ah, so I'm supposed to provite a subject? |
| Some guy | Ok..that's if u like.. |
| Marcie | *chuckle* |
| Some guy | ;) |
| Some guy | so..have u decided? |
| Marcie | On a topic? |
| Some guy | yes.. |
| Marcie | I'm kind of short on them at the moment. |
| Some guy | oh ok... |
| Some guy | are u in office or home? |
| Marcie | I'm at the office. |
| Some guy | kool..me 2. |
| Some guy | so what/where do u work? |
| Marcie | I'm a software engineer. I work in Sunnyvale. |
| Some guy | i work for HP..in software too.. |
| Marcie | HP software -- not a safe place to be, from what I've heard. |
| Some guy | what? |
| Marcie | hp's been a bit unstable of late, hasn't it? |
| Some guy | oh yes..and so is the whole bloody economy..what's new..lol |
| Some guy | so u r enjoying ur work? |
| Marcie | Despise it, on the whole. |
| Some guy | so waiting for the day to finish..right? |
| Marcie | Actually I'm juggling several tasks at once. A couple I'd like to get done. They're not exactly work related though. |
| Some guy | Kool.. |
| Some guy | multi tasking..lol |
| Marcie | Yes. |
| Some guy | r u married? |
| Marcie | No. |
| Some guy | kool |
| Some guy | so what r ur plans for the evening? |
| Marcie | Dinner with friends. |
| Some guy | kool |
| Some guy | Do have fun;) |
| Marcie | I'll try to. |
| Some guy | and enjoy life ;) |
| Marcie | I do. |
| Some guy | 'cos life is 2 short.. |
| Marcie | Isn't it just? |
| Some guy | no its not Just.. |
| Some guy | Anyway we might disagree on this..its ok.. |
| Some guy | What i meant is have fun ..when given an opportunity;) |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Some guy | Fun may come in many ways? right? |
| Marcie | Yes. it does. |
| Some guy | u seem to be a very open person..nice to chat with @};- |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Some guy | BTW the rose was for u;) |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Some guy | Oh just read ur profile.. |
| Marcie | Yes? |
| Some guy | sorry was in a telecon.. |
| Some guy | u there? |
| Marcie | Yes. |
| Some guy | what a real joke...i was just going to ask u..if u r willing to meet me..until i read ur profile..lol |
| Marcie | I'd noticed most people see my picture, contact me, and don't get to the profile until later. |
| Some guy | yeah..frankly 'cos u look really sexy..and very attractive.. |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Marcie | (and I'm much too polite to be a lesbian ;) ) |
| Some guy | i have never experienced being with a Les..lol |
| Marcie | Most men haven't. |
| Some guy | i bet they must be better than some women though.. |
| Marcie | Depends on what you're doing with one... |
| Some guy | i am talking abt sex..lol |
| Marcie | *chuckle* |
| Some guy | why? |
| Some guy | Have u anytime have had sex with a man..i know u prefer women.. |
| Marcie | Yes, a few times. |
| Some guy | kool.. |
| Some guy | so is it easy for u to get Les partners? |
| Marcie | Depends on what you mean by easy. |
| Some guy | i mean how easy it is for a man to get a women..on the net..or in a bar..or whatever..for fun i mean. |
| Marcie | A man? |
| Marcie | I'm more relationship oriented than just sex oriented. I have a couple lovers. |
| Some guy | r they women or men? |
| Marcie | women. |
| Some guy | oh ok.. |
| Some guy | so u go for the fixed type women..who r also les.. |
| Marcie | Oh, they're both bisexual. |
| Some guy | oh kool.. |
| Some guy | if ever i ask God to grant me a wish..i would ask him to let me "WATCH" 2 les women do live in the bed...*chuckle* |
| Marcie | You and most men hon. |
| Some guy | really..so i am Normal..oh ok |
| Some guy | would u allow me to watch..;):x |
| Marcie | You'd be surprised how often someone asks. |
| Some guy | i know..but would it be a problem for u to grant me that wish..lol |
| Marcie | Yes. |
| Some guy | oh ok.. |
| Some guy | Can we meet or talk abt it? |
| Marcie | There's not a possibility of it happening, so there's not much to discuss. |
| Some guy | oh ok..i am sorry for asking it.. |
| Marcie | thank you. |
| Some guy | will not discuss sex related stuff with u..ok |
| Marcie | thank you. |
| Some guy | i can guess u r beggining to feel uncomfy? i was just excited in knowing what is sex life for a les.. |
| Marcie | No. I actually get this pretty frequently. |
| Some guy | Have i upset u? |
| Marcie | No. |
| Some guy | thanks..releived..going out for a smoke now..BRB |
| Some guy | Hey..back |
| Marcie | hi. |
| Some guy | i am so excited i am talking to u.. |
| Marcie | Why? |
| Some guy | 'cos i feel u r so frank and nice... |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Some guy | u r being yourself.. |
| Marcie | I do that. |
| Some guy | that's a nice Quality in you.. |
| Some guy | Why do u don't want to meet men? |
| Marcie | Because from my few relationships with them, it just wouldn't work out. |
| Some guy | i am not talking of any sexual relationships..just friends.. |
| Marcie | Oh, I have male friends. |
| Some guy | kool |
| Some guy | i understand sexual relations with men will not work out.. |
| Some guy | But what is wrong in meeting males..and going out for dinner ..lets say. |
| Some guy | Pls..i am not asking u to come with me..i am just curious.. |
| Marcie | I have on occasion. But you must admit most men want it to go further. |
| Some guy | yeah...i guess then he is not looking for friends..but something else.. |
| Marcie | Most men are rather disingenuous about that. |
| Some guy | oh no.. |
| Marcie | Oh come now. You know it's true. |
| Some guy | Generally speaking yes...but sex for all men..is different.. |
| Marcie | *chuckle* |
| Some guy | ;) |
| Some guy | u don't beleive me? |
| Marcie | The most wonderful thing about stereotypes is that they're sometimes true. |
| Marcie | In fact, I have no idea. |
| Some guy | steroetypes?? |
| Marcie | yeah, in this case I'm stereotyping men's sexual behaviors. |
| Some guy | oh ok.. |
| Some guy | let me as a man talk.. |
| Marcie | But I am aware of it. |
| Some guy | some can get aroused just chatting with u....or just meeting u....some like jerking..others like teasing...yes most of men like .. what is termed as "fucking". |
| Some guy | what? |
| Marcie | Nothing. Didn't say a word. |
| Some guy | Silence is equivalent ..u agree..lol |
| Marcie | No, and you know better. |
| Some guy | ok i can go on this subject what excites a man..if u like it.. |
| Marcie | That's alright. I'm not interested in men, remember? |
| Some guy | Forget it then.. |
| Marcie | Alright. |
| Some guy | i got it now..u really don't seem interested in men..i thgt atleast u would be interested in chatting...i on purpose just wanted t o see if u would respond if i don;t.. |
| Marcie | I'm just fine with chatting. |
| Some guy | oh ok..but skeptical abt meeting..right..as men will ask for sex..right. |
| Marcie | Yes. |
| Some guy | but u can always refuse right and explain that u r a Les to them.. |
| Marcie | Yes, but why should I expose myself to that? |
| Some guy | to meet men.. |
| Marcie | But meeting men isn't a priority. |
| Some guy | so then let me ask u..why do u want to chat then with men..just asking don;t get bugged.. |
| Marcie | I am *willing* to chat with men. I didn't initiate this conversation. |
| Some guy | agreed i initiated it..but u r giving me the feeing that u r interested in chatting with me..as u cld have cut me long back..why ? |
| Marcie | I'm a nice person. I try very hard not to be rude to people. |
| Some guy | that's the only reason i want to meet u..'cos i recognised u r nice.. |
| Marcie | Thank you. |
| Some guy | and not for sex.. |
| Some guy | BTW...to be frank with you..i like jerking..and not "fucking". |
| Marcie | I see. |
| Some guy | i have not had F for abt nearly 9-10 mnths..even though i have a g/f. |
| Marcie | I see. |
| Marcie | Why is that? |
| Some guy | 'cos i like jerking and she too likes the same... |
| Some guy | we just don't like the F..use our fingers instead.. |
| Marcie | Okay. |
| Some guy | so i am harmless.... |
| Some guy | Do u like to watch? |
| Marcie | Not particularly. |
| Some guy | oh ok..i could have invited u when my g/f is there..just asking.. |
| Marcie | I take it she's an exhibitionist? |
| Some guy | no i would actually ask her permission..just initiating it from my side..i would not mind it....for a reward.. |
| Marcie | *chuckle* |
| Some guy | and u know the reward..right lol |
| Marcie | Something you said you weren't going to talk about? |
| Some guy | yeah....i am not talking to u abt u r sex life..i am talking abt sex in general..and my sex life..and the reward...lol |
| Marcie | Ah, but you were talking about *me* watching *you* which would imply quite a bit. |
| Some guy | u r pretty far sighted too...lol |
| Some guy | if i am with my G/F do u think she will allow things to happen.. |
| Marcie | Probably not. |
| Some guy | so i did not imply anything..ok |
| Some guy | i know what u mean...u thgt i wanted a threesome..when what i require is only watching or getting excited...or my g/f to jerk me.. |
| Marcie | I'm not sure what you mean there. |
| Some guy | i meant..that u thgt i wanted "U" to watch "me/g.f" so that we cld have a threesome..which i did not imply.. |
| Some guy | i just wanted a reward for allowing u to watch so that i could also be given the permission to watch u.. |
| Marcie | ANd what sort of reward would get you permission? Presuming it's her permission you need? |
| Some guy | no i require ur permission to watch u..and her permission to allow u to watch us..she will agree as she likes to see me get excite d and happy.. |
| Marcie | *chuckle* Betcha she wouldn't. |
| Some guy | oh..i have done this in the past... |
| Marcie | Ah, well then. |
| Some guy | with another couple... |
| Some guy | they allowed us to watch them.later.. |
| Some guy | u quiet or stunned or suprised? |
| Marcie | I'm quiet. |
| Some guy | kool.. |
| Some guy | BRB..going for some coffee.. |
| Some guy | hi again.. |
| Marcie | Hello. |
| Some guy | i am leaving for the day..it was nice chatting with u..thanks. |
| Some guy | let me know if u r interested in what i have proposed..lol |
| Marcie | Bye. |
| Some guy | bye and have a nice time with ur friends.. |
